Category: Funny
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YCMTSU: Domino Effect
Have you ever had those days when one thing goes wrong, and that gets followed by several other things? It is like the universe was trying to say something and could have found a better way to say it! The events I lay out below all happened within a THREE-day period! You literally cannot make […]
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YCMTSU: Surgery Day
A few years ago, while I was at work, I climbed up one of those rolling step ladders to get a piece of equipment. I turned around to descend the steps when my shoe slipped on the edge of the top step and I went all the way down! Unfortunately, my left leg went down […]
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YCMTSU: Home Depot
I think one of my favorite quotes comes from Ron on Parks and Rec when he visited Home Depot (HD). An eager employee approaches him and says, “Hey, is there a project you are working on?” Ron looks him directly in the eye and responds, “I know more than you.” This is literally how I […]
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YCMTSU: The Most Expensive Car
When I was at my last job, I would sometimes go out for lunch. One day, when I returned, someone had parked in my normal spot. No biggie, I just parked on the opposite side, which was on a slight hill. As per usual, I put my car in park and pulled up the emergency […]
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YCMTSU: The Tale of Four Holes
My childhood was literally a dice roll on whether I was going to make it to adulthood. So many crazy things happened and, when I look back, it amazes me that I made it out in one piece! This is the tale of the four holes…in my head!!! In the Hispanic culture, going to see […]
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YCMTSU: Potato’s and Migraines
I have had so many things happen in my life that sometimes, I just shake my head in disbelief because you can’t make this $h!t up (YCMTSU)! One story that stands out for me happened when I was somewhere around 12-years-old. Up until I was 30, I struggled with migraine headaches to the point where […]
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YCMTSU: Roller Coaster Week
People who are close to me know that the craziest things happen to me all the time. Like surreal stuff and on a regular basis. Since childhood, I was always referred to as accident-prone and that was an understatement! If something could happen to me, it did. If something could be run into, I ran […]
Beautifully Unbroken 